Contrariwise

In my English content class this afternoon, the other 15’s and I wrote a collaborative limerick.

There was a young teacher in ACE.

Guys got in her personal space.

One was quite a tiger,

And his name was Zeiser*.

To stay chaste she brought out her mace.

*It should be noted that Zeiser, though a real person, did not do this. He is quite the stand up guy, in fact. We just liked the sound of “tiger” and “Zeiser.” We have English degrees; we’re qualified to do things like that.